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Days of our Lives is a popular American daytime soap opera that recently celebrated its 40th year on television. It is set in the fictional upper-class city of Salem, located somewhere in the Midwest (probably Illinois). The soap is known for its outrageous story twists and legendary characters, most of whom are exorbitantly wealthy and live glamorous, yet highly dramatic, lives. Some bizarre stories include: Dr. Marlena Evans falling from a fourteen-story building and surviving; Dr. Marlena Evans being hypnotized to be the Salem Stalker; Dr. Marlena Evans giving birth to another woman's babies; Dr. Marlena Evans realizing her husband is actually someone disguised as her husband; Dr. Marlena Evans losing her memory; Dr. Marlena Evans becoming possessed by the Devil in 1994 to 1995. Due to some backstage drama on the set, head writer James E. Reilly was recently terminated and replaced.
Days of our Lives is a popular soap opera. All the sophisticated people I know watch it.
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To "Kidnap Our Plans" (Verb)
When you invite a group to come together for a special occasion or an event you planned, and then one or more of the people you invited shows up and tries to convince everyone to ditch the current plan in favor of what they really wanted to do instead.
Example One:
"Hey everyone lets take a vote, who wants to eat at Applebee's instead of grilling hamburgers"? Hey man you accepted to join us and grill out, don't try to Kidnap our Plans to suit yourself".
Example Two:
Guy driving the car: "Golden Corral is gonna be a great buffet after all the moving we did today".
One of four people in backseat: "Oh hey I invited another friend and he doesn't like Golden Corral, so where are we gonna go instead guys"?
Guy driving the car: "Well I don't know where Y'ALL are going but I'M going to Golden Corral"!
One of four people in backseat: *Returns to the phone* Hey man the invite is a YES or NO, you won't be able to Kidnap our Plans.
An expression meaning to have passionate sex
Ben: So, Tim, what did you do last night?
Tim: Well, it was mine and Jenny's week anniversary so we decided to consummate our love in the back of my Buick.
A line from the fan freaking tasttic movie called Heathers, the character JD says this to his girlfriend Veronica Sawyer
“Our love is god, let’s go get a slushee”
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A book written by John Green, published author. It is about a sixteen year-old girl in the fourth stage of thyroid cancer, and to quote directly from the dust jacket, "Despite her tumor-shrinking medical miracle that has bought her a few years, Hazel has never been anything but terminal, her final chapter inscribed upon diagnosis."
I would say it is the most amazing book I have ever read, and I would be stating the truth.
Person 1: Oh my god the fault in our stars is coming out in 2 days! My signed copy is arriving!
Person 2: The fault in our stars...?
Person 1: ...
Person 1: How are you my friend.
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Portion of Remarks by President Bush at the Radio-Television Correspondents Association 57th Annual Dinner:
"Then there is my most famous statement: "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning." Let us analyze that sentence for a moment. If you're a stickler, you probably think the singular verb "is" should have been the plural "are." But if you read it closely, you'll see I'm using the intransitive plural subjunctive tense. So the word "is" are correct. (Laughter and applause.)
And you know what? Life goes on. My wife and my daughters still love me. Our military still protects our shores. Americans still get up and go to work. People still go out and have fun, as we're doing tonight.
I don't think it's healthy to take yourself too seriously. But what I do take seriously is my responsibility as President to all the American people. It's the office I hold. And that is what I came tonight to tell you."
Is our children learning?
Yes, Mr. President, we is.
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