Nut package

The selection of nuts given on a passenger flight.

"Airbus flights have the best Nut packages." or "I love there Nut package." or "This Nut package tasts good"

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Package donkey

Package donkey. A word that describes a rather obese person struggling to carry multiple bags, boxes or other such items.

Look at that Package donkey over there trying to carry all those bags

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package peaker

A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"

Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."

Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."

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Stimulus Package

A raging erection.

You want Obama to give you his stimulus package?

I split mad pussy with my huge stimulus package.

Your mom loves my stimulus package.

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small package

derogatory nickname for an annoying little brother, referring to his undeveloped genitalia

get the fuck out of here, small package!

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A Package of Faggetry

A group of really 'gay' guys, not literal gay, but in terms of man bonding gay. They often think of themselves as the 'shit' but in reality they just look like a bunch handicapped kids with down syndrome.

they are usually outside playing bballs or other physical sports that poor black kids would play. They tend to obnoxiously yell out, "yea Biatch!" or "Who's you're daddy?."

they usually wear basketball shorts, sleeveless t shirts, gay ass sandals or white 'kicks', and a baseball cap. Their body are often extremely bulky and f#$% up, think popeye the sailor but with overgrown tumors.

Example 1
Guy 1: look at the bros playing basketballs, they are really into it.

Guy 2: thats what I call a package of faggetry

Example 2
Guy 1: Those guys look like theyve been to the gym all year. I wonder how they ever have time to study?

Guy 2:You dont need college, when ur a package of faggetry.

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package checker

A male (regardless of sexual orientation) who is obsessed with looking at the genitals of other men in the locker room in order to compare his endowment with theirs.

Hombre 1: Dude, what's up with that guy who was staring at my unit?

Hombre 2: Don't worry about it man, 24 Hour Fitness is full of package checkers.

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