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Pat's Parade

An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate

Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.

by KPeffin'YourMom September 3, 2015


Ho parade

Any event where three or more girls of less than reputable status will be present.

Yo, you going to the ho parade Saturday? I heard EVERYONE is going to get laid.

by KmartTerrorist June 22, 2010


Crib Parade

The spectacle of concentrated groups of sexy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of Hollywood.

A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.

"Dude, look at all these fine women. It's a f'n' crib parade in here."

"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."

by Holly M S April 24, 2010


Brownie Parade

A parade in celebration of brownies where copious amounts of Titos is consumed and the only laugh allowed is a slow "huh-huh"!

Unsure if this is a real event or a figment of a schizophrenic episode.

Roberto on a phone call, "Do you have da Titos for the Brownie Parade *huh-huh*?"

John, "Is Roberto off his medication again?"

by Bobby Roberto April 19, 2023


wank parade

Wanking more than 3 times in night, usually while maintaining nudity.

Last Thursday i was bored while home alone so i decided to have a wank parade to pass time

by stuy.bee November 20, 2010


boogie parade

means goin 2 a part-tayyyyy!

Claud says: "Hey Hammy ya wanna go to a boogie parade?"

Hammy says: "Yeh Claud lets go and boogie parade the night away!"

by Philster! June 3, 2010


happy parade

A parade exhibiting happy people carrying rainbowed flags. Sometimes the boys kiss other boys and the girls kiss other girls.

My daddy went to the happy parade.

by Maenta June 30, 2008