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Roman Paradox

The phenomenom where the actors in movies about ancient Rome speak with British/Australian accents. This goes way back to the films with Richard Burton up to modern day films with Russell Crowe.

Julius Caesar wasn't British was he? No,it's just a Roman paradox.

by wolfbait51 April 10, 2011

40πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Transnigger paradox

The transnigger paradox is a pronounce about the Transnigger pronouns, alt girls must support Pronouns but will call it racist, therefore creating a paradox.

Emily:"transnigger is racist"
Chad:"but its a pronoun and you have to respect all pronouns, you created a Transnigger Paradox"
Emily:"...."

by Ratatouille but high January 18, 2021

53πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


The Jerry Paradox

Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time

I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.

by Liberation Theology November 20, 2019

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dunbar paradox

when a guy likes a girl for a really really really long time and never talks to her or when a guy dates a really ugly girl.

your in a dunbar paradox for dating her.

by jose julio juan alberto September 28, 2012

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Aryan Paradox

The Aryan Paradox is when you go to sleep as soon as you touch the bed.
Once any part of your body touches the bed no matter if you're wearing clothing or not.
Once touched, you fly over to the center of the bed, with the blanket folding over your body from shoulders and under.

(Person 1) It's a sleepover, how did Aryan sleep already?
(Person 2) He touched the bed, he is part of the Aryan Paradox.

by tatalol October 30, 2021


omnipotence paradox

The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.

God:I'm omnipotent
Steve:ok then make a rock you cant lift

God:Cant I'm omnipotent I can lift anything
Steve:then you arent omnipotent.
The omnipotence paradox is that a omnipotent can create anything so if they are omnipotent they can make a rock which they cant lift and If they cant lift the rock they are not omnipotent and if they cant create a rock they cant lift they are not omnipotent.

by Therockjohnson February 27, 2017


Mandatum paradox

this is a paradox which occurs when someone asks you to 'not be nice to them'. Here, if you do not behave nicely towards them, you are actually listening to them, and thus being nice. Whereas, if you don't listen to them, you'll be acting nice to them. And thus, there is no appropriate action to this command/request.

Dude, she asked me not to be nice to her, but that request makes no sense, isn't the mandatum paradox exactly about this?

by op3rator October 7, 2021