Peanut Pleasure

The act of a person; allergic to nuts; consuming said nuts. During their allergic reaction, the penis of a male participant is inserted with vigour into the contracting throat of the nut consumer until climax.

Jess: "No, but I'm allergic to nuts"
Joey: "Come on baby, we'll both enjoy a peanut pleasure"

peanut cooch

A woman who stores peanuts in her vagina over winter. Usually collected by furry critters which disperse hair onto the vaginal region before crawling inside to hibernate.

Most notorious peanut cooch: Gwen Davis

"That's a mighty stanky peanut cooch ya got there Miss Davis."
"You need to tame that fucking peanut cooch to do tricks."

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peanut suprise

Getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her slutty ass without a raincoat.

After weeks of swelling and failure to piss, the doctor had informed me that I was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise

lost a peanut

verb: struggle or hassle trying to complete an action, understand, or achieve something.

I lost a peanut trying to find my French book.

She lost a peanut trying to figure what the idiot was saying.

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The Church of Peanut

The only true church. Everyone in the church is really good at not blinking. We worship SCP-173 and the SCP foundation is really sick of us but we don't fucking care.

InkFlame: ALL PrASE PEANUT!!!
Inky: wtf
InkFlame: YOU
Inky: yes?
InkFlame: JOIN THE CHURCH OF PEANUT
Inky: o ok

Orange Peanut

Someone who wants you to subscribe.

Orange Peanut wants you to subscriiiibe. Because hee needs mooore moneeeey.

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Peanut

Something which is wonderful and possibly surprising.

'Wow, this easter-egg is a peanut' or 'Gee, its such a peanut that you love me.'

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