Peeled hams

The act of pulling buttocks cheeks for various acts, such as defecating, anal penetration or voyeurism. Term coined in 2021 by Roger Verdon

He squated down, peeled hams and poo'd on the floor

beaver peel

When a woman shaves all of the pubic hair from around her vaginal area.

" my wife told me if I were to take her on an Alaskan cruise vacation she would give me a beaver peel"

Peeled Potato

albino blond chubber

wit no friend

Wow gorg is such a peeled potato

peel the dutch

to roll a Cannabis joint.

"..Peel the Dutch,
I'm about to tear shit up..."
Eminem: Run Rabbit Run (8 mile music)

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Happy Peeling

The practice of placing peel on somebody unsuspectedly and capturing it with a camera phone.
A legal form of happy slapping

happy peeling scenario:

friend: mate, something on your shoulder
victim: ah the bastards peeled me

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peeling the chile

1) to slack off and do nothing
2)to masturbate

originated in new mexico.

guy: what are you doing tonight?
dude: nothing just peeling the chile.

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Shrimp Peel

That shiny, crusty amalgam of sexual fluids that encrust the penis the morning after a night of hot, wet sex.

I woke this morning with a good worst shrimp peel. I headed straight to the shower.

Between her wet pussy and me slinging some heavy ropes last night, I woke to a thick shrimp peel.

I didn’t need to shower off my shrimp peel this morning. She gave me a morning hummer and that slob job took care of it.

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