magical pen

a utensil to which is used to smoke the great snowflakes, also known as a pipe, it is a code name so you dont get to busted when you want to exchange them or such

hey man, lemme take a hit out of your magical pen

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dab pen

A vape with weed in it that makes you trip maddddddd balls bro. Only the coolest the coolest have dabs. Juull suck compared to dabs. After hitting a dab you will never smoke a blunt again.

Fuck the blunt bro. Pass the dab pen it will get me fuckeddddd

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Pen Fifteen

Pen Fifteen, translated to pen15, then translated from leet, means penis. Used by sofisticated nerd everywhere

User name 'Pen fifteen'
OMG look @ his Pen Fifteen

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Vape pen

A device used to suck on something when a dick is not available.

I used my Vape pen today because I was alone

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Pen pal

Somebody you meet online (usually on a dating app) that you never actually meet in person. So you continue to have conversations without it ever leading anywhere.

I spent my night catching up with my pen pals on Tinder.

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damned pen

A person who has stolen the soul of a pen. This usually occurs in World Development lessons, because you can guarantee that in each perfectly lovely WD class, you'll get one maniac who enjoys preying on innocent biros. You know a pen's soul has been stolen when you can no longer write with it, after the soul-stealer has touched it. In some powerful stealers, all they have to do is look at the pen in question to steal it's soul. Fret not though, for all is not lost; you can get a new pen, and can forever call the purpetrator of the other pen's soul 'damned pen', for by stealing a pen's soul they become the pen, which is now obviously damned, having no soul, and all. Eventually the damned pen will be driven mad and thus learn from their mistakes. Hurrah!

Andy: *borrows pen and hands back to Manda*
Manda: *tries to write with pen* Good gravy, you stole it's soul!
Andy: Foiled again!!
Manda: You damned pen.
Andy: *hangs head in shame*
Fish: *chortles*

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pinapple pen

The gay old man's catch phrase for the song pinapple pen

I have a pen, I have an apple, ungh, apple pen! I have pineapple, I have a pen, (ugh), pinapple pen, pineapple pen, apple pen, (UGH!) ,pen pineapple apple pen