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A pencil used when making Geo of China dynasty posters that are totally bombass, it's about two inches long, no eraser, yellow and has tommy pickles on it. Comes in a variety pack at wal-mart.
Raechelle and Allison were making timelines and decided to use the tommy pencil anlong with reptar.
A woman of questionable character and sexual promiscuity. More specifically a woman who has been with multiple men and quite loose.
Dude careful what you do with that slut, she's a pencil cup.
A small, skinny penis that resembles a pencil that has been broken in half with the head rounded off.
Your poetry better be good, if not, she's going to be pissed when she finds out your using that stubbed pencil.
AKA: Dwarf Dick, Elf Pecker, twigs sick, and Midget Pipe.
One would most likely have Vienne Sausage envy.
One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.
Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.
An ordinary pencil can be converted to a sex pencil upon the act using it to penetrate your anus or vagina.
Once a pencil is a sex pencil, there is no coming back.
"hey man wanna come over, i have a sex pencil ;)"
A test to determine whether women can go braless in public. The tester lifts a breast, places a pencil under it, and releases the breast. If the pencil falls down, she can go braless (under a shirt, of course). If the pencil is held in place by the weight of her breast, she should wear a bra.
I took the pencil test and decided that the halter top was a bad idea.
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A very small penis. So small that it cannot even be felt in the vagina.
1. Her pussy's so wide its like a golf pencil in a mine shaft
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!
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