permanent pregnancy

A state of pregnancy, either with fetus, eggs, etc.; that remains with the bearer (gender of the individual does not matter) indefinitely. Gestation may or may not continue, but the act of whelping does not occur.

Plouc: Thank you for releasing me, Spyro. My baby is getting active in my belly. Can you get some ice cream with pickles and shrimp drowning in ketchup for me, please?

Spyro: Hey, wait a second... Are you... pregnant?!

Plouc: I have permanent pregnancy, and I am also an andromorph.

Permanent math

Instant permanent death.

Permanent math is a death

Permanent

Meaning 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 or a 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞,
lasting or intended to last or remain unchanged indefinitely.

a permanent ban on the dumping of radioactive waste at sea

permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner

"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''

permanent makeup

A cosmetic tattooing technique in which one can create captivating smudge proof eyeliner, breathtaking well defined brows, a youthful fuller looking lip line and color.

The method is a form of tattooing where a technician implants pigment into the dermal layer of the skin for cosmetic and medical purposes.

Niche specialized training is advised at an academy of cosmetic arts and sciences that is licensed and specializes in this area of tattooing.

I love permanent makeup and look so polished all the time and I do not have to apply makeup daily since it is tattooed.

I would love to help clients look their best all the time with permanent makeup

Permanently banned for a week

If you are banned for a week but upset you are “permanently banned for a week”

P1: I hate McDonalds
P2: They kicked us out for yelling
P1: We are permanently banned for a week
P2: I’m so mad right now

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut