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When somebody goes through a mentally insane phase where they play a game for a week make there profile picture the game make there life the game and then the next week its a different game. Pretty much everything for the week revolves around the game.
Colins current game phases is Undertale and his profile picture and everything about his is undertale themed.
Nick Is going through a roblox game phase and cant stop thinking about it
Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)
In US Air Force tech schools, (as of the mid 2000s) there is a "phase" system, wherein the longer you have been in tech school, the more freedoms and privileges you have.
A "phase shark" is someone who hangs around with people in a lower phase than they are in the hopes of scoring with them when they finally have enough freedom to (reasonably and without breaking any laws) have sex. It is usually the guys who are guilty of phase sharking, due to them vastly outnumbering women in the military.
The term almost always has derogatory connotations. I suspect a lot of that comes from people who are jealous that they didn't think to start hitting on that hot 1st phaser sooner themselves.
It's somewhat akin to an upperclassman dating freshmen.
"The main way I got laid in tech school was by phase sharking"
"Christ that guy is such a blatant phase shark!"
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the period in a relationship which lasts for an indeterminable amount of time in which the primary constituent of relations between the two (usually) parties consists of talking, and in which there is no sex; may lead to the friend zone
How long is the talking phase supposed to last before we can have sex? I'm afraid that I'm going to get stuck in the friend zone.
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The phase that pre-teens/ teenagers goes through where rap music is their religion.
Did you hear that Emma just started her Eminem phase? She just memorized Rap God.
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a phase of memes you and your friends go through.
"remember when you used to play willy wonka music all the time?"
"yeah i remember that meme phase."
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