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When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you
"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"
When two or more individuals order only coffee at a restaraunt and discuss their theories on life.
I went out for a quiet evening and a nice steak but found myself surounded by dining philosophers.
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Masturbating, particular to males.
Absconded gaze at your picture while I'm waxing philosophic.
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The CORRECT title for the first installment of the well known Harry Potter book or film series. JK Rowling has personally said that her biggest regret about the series is the name change in some countries, and she thinks of it as 'Philosopher's'.
It makes much more sense calling it 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone' as a Philosopher's Stone is a real item that alchemists tried to create hundreds of years ago. Nicholas Flamel is also known to have been working on this. Throughout history, there is no record of any concept known as the 'Sorcerer's Stone'.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the first novel in the Harry Potter series written by J. K. Rowling and featuring Harry Potter, a young wizard. It describes how Harry discovers he is a wizard, makes close friends and a few enemies at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and with the help of his friends thwarts an attempted comeback by the evil wizard Lord Voldemort, who killed Harry's parents when Harry was one year old.
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Stands for Young Philosophers Club; a person who is so conceited and pompous and thinks that they are better than everyone else. People like this usually think their ideas are revolutionary and unique, when in actuality, "they put their pants on the same way we do in the morning - one leg at a time."
His graduation speech tried to be so Young Philosopher's Club (YPC), but then again, so is he. What a prick!
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The study of Harry Potter majoring in the Philosophers Stone
I have a lecture in Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology, right after my seminar in beast rape
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A preface to some form of obscenity.
"I have a philosophical question... is autofellatio gayer than masturbation?"
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