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The most sacred of vows. It is done when two people hook their right pinkys together and one says "I pinky promise...." followed by what they are promising.
This is not something to fuck around with. A pinky promise is serious. You don't break a pinky promise, that's just shitty...
...it's like kicking someone in the shin, which will happen to you if you break a pinky promise!
Jon pinky promised Bob that he would remember to give him a ride to the airport.
Jon forgot about taking Bob to the airport, and Bob missed his flight.
That afternoon Jon's wife, mother, father, and the secretary he was having an affair with all died in a fire during an open discussion about Jon's affair. Jon found all of this out, and then was kicked in the shin and mauled to death by a bear.
This all happened to Jon because he broke a pinky promise.
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1. (noun) The new name for that guy that has pink eye, just to reassure him that somewhere in the past few days, he managed to get poop in his eye.
How it probably happened -Like the homo he probably is, he was jacking off, and fingering his ass, then shot a load in his eye, pulled his finger out of his ass to grab his eye in a split second reaction, therefore obtaining pinkeye.
Hey pinky, you homo, how'd you get poop in your eye?
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Pinkie Pie has a curly pink mane and a soft pink coat. She is super bubbly, fun, kind, sweet, silly and also just plain random. She loves planning parties and she will go out of her way to make people smile.
Brony: Pinkie Pie is my favourite pony from the mane six
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1. An erect penis less than or equal to the size of the typical adult male pinky finger.
2. Any man with such a penis.
Kara: I saw a nude photo of Josh Duhamel.
Sara: Is he big?
Kara: Hardly. He has a pinky-pecker.
Sara: Maybe the studio was cold.
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A minor affliction resulting from excessive iPhone usage. Limited to a small area of the finger, iPhone Pinky is caused by the user's attempt of supporting the phone with the pinky to prevent it from sliding out of the hand. This causes the charging jack to chafe the skin of the finger, making the afflicted area sore, red and sometimes swollen.
She got addicted to her iPhone and it didn't take long until she got an iPhone Pinky.
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a person created on houseparty to end all hoes and homophobes
OMG you just ended that bitch you’re such a Pinkie Pie
We won’t win this without Pinkie pie
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Pinky Rings are actually symbolism meaning you are looking for a spouse after running around with multiple hoes
Dating back to the Victorian age, men and women wore this symbolizing to them being available and with money.
Right side being of old money, left being of new money
if you wear a pinky ring, also, you’re straight
Put yo pinky rings up to the moon
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