sales pitch

The most powerful and the most energetic expression of an intent to persuade someone to act – to exchange her/his possessions or ($$ Money) into any product or service with a nice, soft and the most friendliest approach possible.

' sales pitch' might look this: Hey, I am Eugene Zeeo , consultant. Mostly I help people with at least three basic needs:
1. To Create
2. To Build and
3. To Protect assets, wealth – money you and your family been working for all their life’s.
Which one of those three you may be interested in?
I also would like to have breakfast with you tomorrow
@ 7.15 or may be 8.30 be better for you?

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the slow pitch

When you stand like a baseball pitcher cupping your hands behind your butt and fart into them. Then in the same manner as a pitcher throwing a baseball, you slow pitch the fart into someone's face.

I used the slow pitch to throw my fart right into my boss's face.

pitch me in

what one would tell someone when they want them to buy something for them at the place theyre currently at

*at home*
*someone sends u an in n out snap*
"hey pitch me in an animal style double"

Pitched a tent

Having a boner.

You've pitched a tent GOD DAMMIT!

Pitch a Drunk

Pitching a drunk is like pitching a tent--you're planning to be there for awhile. Typically, one pitches a drunk several days long, such as over a three-day weekend. This is the primary reason breakfast cocktails such as bloody marys and mimosas were invented, as they allow the drinker to maintain the intoxication acquired the previous night.

We're headed to my friend's beach house for Labor Day weekend. I think I'll just pitch a drunk for the whole trip.

Pitch white

Very white.

That paper is pitch white.

picnic pitch

The crusty residue left on the blanket after fornicating in the great outdoors.

Dude, I sat in the picnic pitch that you and Suzy left.