the most badass town in the world
"garden plain just kicked cheney's ass"
"and that's supposed to suprise me how?"
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You Know you live in WP when:
- You hear on monday about the 5 parties coming up on the Weekend
- Youve attended an amazing party organized by myself and b klaz
- Our Parties make Channel 12 news
- You look Like you belong in an abercrombie and fitch catalog
Yea we have our share of ethnicities and our wanna be "hoods". We have the occasional guido who gives all Italians a bad name, but truth of the matter is these people are out of context wp residents. Those "hoods" in Wp are nothing compared to our bronx or Mt. Vernon Counterparts. Some kids who are out of place living in WP Call themselves ghetto but reality is Were rich, were white, were preppy, we have houses in the hamptons.... we all wear abercrombie and pop our collars , we start our weekends on thursdays, We throw ridiculous parties, and WE LOVE Where we live and who we are. Call us WASPS Call us Assholes, it all comes down to u wish you could be us...
Any typical scarsdale kid.. "Where can i get some yay?"
Scarsdale is full of fags...
Scarsdale kids wish they threw parties like White plains kids, but there no where near as cool as us
If you love Scarsdale so much then why is it every time i turn around in WP i see some kid with a Scarsdale Lacrosse Jacket or a Scarsdale Soccer Jacket? WE WHOOP YOUR A$$'s in Lacrosse
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A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.
It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."
Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.
Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.
Blue Devils 4 Ever.
Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.
Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
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Home to semi-trucks, fucked-up families, and country boys. While they can be pretty cute out in the boonies, be warned many can be jerks and break you heart. Being raised in these fucked up families doesn't teach them high values. Such as education or how to treat a girl. If you stuck gold with one who actually is in college, don't let go, they're a rare breed.
Bob: hey wanna, get out of Plain City tonight and go to the strip club?
Anthony: Sure, wait I'm suppose to hang out with my girlfriend
Bob: oh, ok never mind then
Anthony: nahh nevermind fuck her, ill make up an excuse to get out of it
Bob: again? She really needs to dump you by now.
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A secret word for I love you
Your just plain weird.
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When a girls boobs are so flats they resemble The Great Plains
That girl's name should be Great Plains
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A Marijuana cigarette without any tobacco products added
"Hey man wanna smoke a blunt?"
"Nah this weeds to good, let me get a paper, ima roll a plain jane
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