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Lying flat and straight, face down on as small a surface as possible. The weirder or more dangerous the location the better.
Dude 1: Didn't some guy die planking?
Dude 2: Yeah, its my new favorite sport!
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To lie face down with an emotionless face, arms to the side, in a rigid manner. Can be done by anyone on anything to make an impressive picture. It is proper to have a picture taken of oneself planking and post it on Facebook. Originated by British Rugby player David "Wolfman" Williams
Jim- What is that idiot doing laying on the park bench face down looking like a zombie
Bob-Ohh he's just planking dude.
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Sport invented in Australia where you lie flat on your stomach while someone else takes photographs and uploads them onto the internet.
That was some mean planking bro!
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To lie across 2 parallel objects.
Fan 1:
Bro look at the Plankerz: Ryan (RyPlank), Bravo (Splinter), Jensen, Brian, and CJ. They're Planking like pros.
Fan 2:
They are pros.
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A different way of saying "You got owned."
Ben: *gets a headshot in Halo 3*
"You just got planked!"
Noob who got headshotted: "HAX!"
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4 wheels, trucks and a deck made of wood. a.k.a. Skateboard
ride my plank to bowmanville
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"Bored," phonetically similar to "board" (this relates to Plank, a piece of plywood belonging to Ed, Edd, and Eddy character Johnny 2x4)
"There's nothing to do around here, I'm so planked."
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