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Dear jim,
I have not yet received the Alabama case files I asked you to Send.
Please Advise.
John
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A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you.
"I want you to eat me out". The guy responds, "Bitch please".
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it's like the same thing as saying to the hipster "yeah, right" or "give me a break". It's an urban style way to say "Hipster, Please stop your nonsense".
Hipster: I only listen to music that nobody know. That makes me different from everyone.
Me: Hipsta Please!
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this is what you say when you want a cracker
kid: cracka please
lady: here you go *gives him a cracker*
kid: thank you
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when a situation or person creates a uneasy almost awkward feeling and this term creates an out implying " time to go" Just like in a restaurant when customers are ready to leave they say check please to the waitress.
" That fool be like stuck to m like glue- almost like stocking my ass....everything was cool until today when he followed me around like a lost puppy even to my house ---"Check please"
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A phrase used when talking. A way of saying "Just stop, ok?", or "That's ridiculous...", or "What were you thinking?". Usually said with a kick of sass to it.
1. Miranda: "And he said he was married and all...but he said that their relationship was rocky...so I thought that meant he could have sex with me. It wasn't my fault, really!"
Lizzy: *Rolls eyes* "Girl, please..."
2. Stacey: "...So who cares if I'm now in a thousand dollars of debt? I mean the shoes ARE really cute...right?"
Emily: "Girl, please..."
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When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.
Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-
Reggie: please no johns.