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Piss Out Laughing. Only used online.
IvanW: and thats the joke...
AndyW: POL!! stop it, you're making me wet myself :'
The hottest person in the world. A Pol can be very dramatic, but his hotness makes up for that. Pols have a great ass, and you will never meet someone as great as them. You should never touch a Pol's hair, because you will die. Pols are crazily funny, and are generally the most popular people in the school. They are friends with everyone. But beware, they may have uncontrollable, demonic laugh attacks when they are paired with someone named Naomi.
Person 1: Hey, I just met someone Pol.
Person 2: How was he?
Person 1: I jizzed when I saw him.
Pol: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect O=Out of this world L=Legend. Pol is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.
Person 1: is that pol???? he's so sexy
Person 2: I know, his biceps could take out a small african village with one finger
Pol is Pol, if you are not into techno or motorbikes, better get out of his way, or he will destroy you with his mental powers.
Pol is a person of love and kittens always stay close to him.
Random person: wow is that a proper techno song?
Random person 2: I don't know, i'm quite an idiot, let's ask POL.
Pol: do you like motorbikes?
Other Pol: yes sir.
Short for “political” most commonly used in Internet forums
“..people always get pol on this stupid blue bird app”
“Pol?”
“Political, I’m sorry I ran out of characters”