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A low-fat dinner that's great for the whole family!
Recipe:
1 gallon of female nipple milk
2 cups of poop from a 14-16 year old
Three hairs from the ass of a 75+ year old
Semen from a female horse
Urine from a cow
A Greasy Banana (before step two)
Boil for approximately 3 days until sticky and/or golden brown.
Let cool for 7 seconds before serving.
Jimmy: "Mom, what are you making for dinner, I'm hungry..."
Mom: "Are you in the mood for a Polish Casserole?"
Jimmy: "YES! THAT WILL BE MY THIRD THIS MONTH!"
Smart, pretty, faithful, horny girl who has big boobs and a nice ass... but is not a whore. She's a Lady in the streets and a Freak in the bed.
Jess (Polish girl) needs to fuck Dustin (Greek guy)
The sudden & unannounced leaving of a party, group of people, or individual without notifying anyone. There is no discernable reason, no goodbye, and no mercy.
The golden rules:
1. Be sneaky.
2. No guilty conscience.
3. Don't tell anyone.
4. Take advantage of the moment.
5. An anounced polish finish is a czech finish.
6. Don't turn around.
7. Turn off your phone.
"Wait, wasn't Drew JUST here? Where did he go?!"
"Yeah...looks like he just pulled a Polish Exit"
"That douche."
rubbing the sensitive head after orgasmn, driving victim insane
After he had cum, she keep apple polishing.
The act of pleasuring the male member using the mouth and hand.
To the hot Home Depot worker:
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"
One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.
Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.
Who're you callin' 'ingenious', you punk-ass apple polisher? Drop and gimme twenty!