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A low-fat dinner that's great for the whole family!
Recipe:
1 gallon of female nipple milk
2 cups of poop from a 14-16 year old
Three hairs from the ass of a 75+ year old
Semen from a female horse
Urine from a cow
A Greasy Banana (before step two)
Boil for approximately 3 days until sticky and/or golden brown.
Let cool for 7 seconds before serving.
Jimmy: "Mom, what are you making for dinner, I'm hungry..."
Mom: "Are you in the mood for a Polish Casserole?"
Jimmy: "YES! THAT WILL BE MY THIRD THIS MONTH!"
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Smart, pretty, faithful, horny girl who has big boobs and a nice ass... but is not a whore. She's a Lady in the streets and a Freak in the bed.
Jess (Polish girl) needs to fuck Dustin (Greek guy)
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The sudden & unannounced leaving of a party, group of people, or individual without notifying anyone. There is no discernable reason, no goodbye, and no mercy.
The golden rules:
1. Be sneaky.
2. No guilty conscience.
3. Don't tell anyone.
4. Take advantage of the moment.
5. An anounced polish finish is a czech finish.
6. Don't turn around.
7. Turn off your phone.
"Wait, wasn't Drew JUST here? Where did he go?!"
"Yeah...looks like he just pulled a Polish Exit"
"That douche."
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rubbing the sensitive head after orgasmn, driving victim insane
After he had cum, she keep apple polishing.
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The act of pleasuring the male member using the mouth and hand.
To the hot Home Depot worker:
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"
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One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.
Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.
Who're you callin' 'ingenious', you punk-ass apple polisher? Drop and gimme twenty!
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