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penis polisher

Someone who cleans off the cum on a dick

Elijah is a penis polisher

by eandh2016 October 25, 2012


Polish Casserole

A low-fat dinner that's great for the whole family!

Recipe:
1 gallon of female nipple milk
2 cups of poop from a 14-16 year old
Three hairs from the ass of a 75+ year old
Semen from a female horse
Urine from a cow
A Greasy Banana (before step two)

Boil for approximately 3 days until sticky and/or golden brown.

Let cool for 7 seconds before serving.

Jimmy: "Mom, what are you making for dinner, I'm hungry..."

Mom: "Are you in the mood for a Polish Casserole?"

Jimmy: "YES! THAT WILL BE MY THIRD THIS MONTH!"

by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 04, 2011


Polish Girl

Smart, pretty, faithful, horny girl who has big boobs and a nice ass... but is not a whore. She's a Lady in the streets and a Freak in the bed.

Jess (Polish girl) needs to fuck Dustin (Greek guy)

by Jessie Sausage July 27, 2006


Polish Exit

The sudden & unannounced leaving of a party, group of people, or individual without notifying anyone. There is no discernable reason, no goodbye, and no mercy.

The golden rules:

1. Be sneaky.
2. No guilty conscience.
3. Don't tell anyone.
4. Take advantage of the moment.
5. An anounced polish finish is a czech finish.
6. Don't turn around.
7. Turn off your phone.

"Wait, wasn't Drew JUST here? Where did he go?!"
"Yeah...looks like he just pulled a Polish Exit"
"That douche."

by Mr. Cheazle August 15, 2010


Apple polishing

rubbing the sensitive head after orgasmn, driving victim insane

After he had cum, she keep apple polishing.

by treater July 12, 2009


polishing the knob

The act of pleasuring the male member using the mouth and hand.

To the hot Home Depot worker:
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"

by William E. April 08, 2006


Apple polisher

One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.

Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.

Who're you callin' 'ingenious', you punk-ass apple polisher? Drop and gimme twenty!

by Bootstraps September 14, 2006