PONC

Person-of-non-colour

Why that PONC ass-bitch Derek gotta wear jeans and a blazer to school every day?

ponce-ificate

a person who resides in a country that benefits from another country's economic success but has to endure none of the social problems of the wealthier state.

żona ,darling, I know I'm drunk again but I shall go on WHO and ponce-ificate by telling them all how wonderful the EU is, how Putin organises migrant rape gangs and how they are all racists for disagreeing with me all from the comfort of my mono-culture ... oh and the karate instructor called for you...