When you’re feeling pretty and horny
Samantha was poochie last night
For something to be 'poochy asf', it must be either resoundingly intuitive or utterly terrible. It's usage is entirely contextual.
Negative Usage
Bill: Holy shit! They hit the north tower! That is NOT poochy asf
Positive Usage
Hank: Did you hear the news? The red wings won!
Chris: Hell yeah! Red wings are poochy asf rn!
Any object that protrudes or sticks out where it shouldn't, looks weird, or where it is inconvenient. To extend outward beyond a usual point.
Omigod, look at the belly on that dude...what a poochie-outtie he's got goin' on there! Eeeww!
An Alex Hoochie Poochie, is someone named Alex Gooch that has a massive penis
Wow! he must be an Alex Hoochie Poochie
Another word for "Jousting", the official sport of the state of Maryland.
Me and some friends are going to go poochie tossing later, if you wanna come.
a girl that messes around with they hgs niggas .
hg: i like this one nigga but i can’t talk to him rn , i gotta get a plan
hoochie poochie: you should talk to him
hoochie poochie decided she gone talk to them on the low and not tell hg
the pubes over a chicks pussy that is way overgrown and never shaved
“Bruh, Kaylee got a Coochie Poochie, that shit nasty. But Jacobs into it, got some weird hair fetish.