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An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.
I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.
Having passionate sex. The act of having heavy fast sex with a woman.
Eds working on the hot chick he just picked up and it won't belong before he'll pour the pork to her.
the phrase 'pork euphoria' refers to post coital afterglow, mostly applied after a particularly dirty sexual session.
after doing sex, i lit a smoke and basked in my stinking pork euphoria.
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A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.
Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.
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It's in the hood! As proclaimed by Willa on the infamous Family Feud 'pork episode.'
Name something that follows the word pork...
Pork tease!
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A gentleman's reference to the anal sphincter. The bung or rectum.
Carl: I made the old lady squirm last night.
Roger: How so?
Carl: Gave her two fingers knuckle deep in the pork ring.
An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.
Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.