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Pork Fingers

An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.

I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017


Pour the Pork

Having passionate sex. The act of having heavy fast sex with a woman.

Eds working on the hot chick he just picked up and it won't belong before he'll pour the pork to her.

by Jร˜HNNY October 31, 2009


pork euphoria

the phrase 'pork euphoria' refers to post coital afterglow, mostly applied after a particularly dirty sexual session.

after doing sex, i lit a smoke and basked in my stinking pork euphoria.

by like you want November 9, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pork sword

A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.

Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.

by That's men's talk May 26, 2011

54๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


pork tease

It's in the hood! As proclaimed by Willa on the infamous Family Feud 'pork episode.'

Name something that follows the word pork...
Pork tease!

by Lil Keep-a-Shank June 3, 2017

24๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


pork watching

To watch someone/something while relentlessly eating pork. Popularized by Joe Gatto

I ate 3 pounds of pork while watching you earlier, sorry for pork watching you bro

by xSkulkerR February 6, 2018


Pork Ring

A gentleman's reference to the anal sphincter. The bung or rectum.

Carl: I made the old lady squirm last night.

Roger: How so?
Carl: Gave her two fingers knuckle deep in the pork ring.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2016