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A euphemism for masturbation
C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.
Man porridge or spunk/cum is the wholesome goodness of the male ball sack. When a man ejaculates 'man porridge' shoots out of the japs eye and into any direction the wang is pointing.
Alan gave Andrew so much Man Porridge that he was full up for days....man he made him swallow the lot!
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Feces in ones pants. Starts out warm, then becomes cold and mushy.
I got so scared that I had porridge pants!
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Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.
Bro I fully ate out shellys sloppy porridge, it was the best I've ever tasted
Sloppy porridge jizz
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When you ejaculate in someone's navel.
When Sven was sleeping he got his breakfast early, a warm bowl of porridge!
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The name that is also used to describe a man's personal dongle....or love truncheon.
Man A: jeez, did you see Tom waving his porridge chucker about in the chaging rooms!!?
Man B: yeah, hope he washes that thing, god knows where it was or who it was in last night......
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poo-poo as defined by a 3 year old boy
I just did bum porridge
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