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A low quality babysitter to whom you entrust your children so you can have sex with a rando
I’ve got a sure thing tonight... I need to find an Urban Possum for the kids
Southern expression describing a woman's chestacles with nipples that point in wildly different directions, as if they are searching for something unbeknownst to their owner or the viewer.
"Damn Jimbo, did you see that lousy tit-job!? Those sumbitches were spottin' possums."
An important ritual for establishing whether or not a potential mating partner is a worthy recipient of attention. It involves a slender, slow approach, followed by a momentary halt in movement to gaze upon the prey, and finally either retreating with haste in the opposite direction or approaching ferociously. These movements are similar to possums who aimlessly dangle on power lines, and are ready to accept death by doing so.
Bob: hey bill, any birds out last night weeping for the wet whipper?
Bill: nah mate, a few brolgas but nothing special..
Bob: did you at least give them a possum look?
Bill: they weren't worthy
Bob: skanks
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To fool someone into believing something that is not true. To fake.
Girl 1: I didn't want to talk to that triflin' ho, so I pretended I was asleep and she went away.
Girl 2: Nice! Way to play possum on her ass!
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A term used by the jogger community to reference hyperborean white people. Mostly in a derogatory attempt, but it has no sting since Europeans don't have deep seated inferiority complexes .
Tyquisha DaVontrius Nyquilantro: *smacks lips* da snow possums be opressin me. We wuz da original kangs of egypt we built them pyramids n sheit.
Matt: Ok.
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Another euphemism for vagina. Sometimes they play dead, sometimes they may smell like they are!
Your possum box is so cute and furry.
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When you walk in on your brother who is jacking off and the brother plays possum as soon as you open the door.
Fillup a masturbating possum
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