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Hari Pothead is an unfortunate orphan who grew up to be a dope addict with some pretty serious delusions about being a wizard and all. His addiction left him with a serious head injury and an ugly scar on the forehead.
When he is not high, he is sweeping the streets, and when no one is looking, he likes to get nasty with the broomstick. He tried to be a snake-charmer when he realised his charm never worked on the ladies. Unfortunately the only snake that did not bite him (Nagini), left him for his sworn enemy after she explained that she was NOT a woman in disguise.
dude...you gotta slow down with the grass...you don't want to end up getting sorcerer stoned like Harry Pothead
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There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.
But the moral of the story is,
Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'
well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.
and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;
Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.
Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)
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referring to a potheads pipe that he or her will bitch and whine without it because uses it like every 5-10 minutes they just cry the more longer they have to wait on smoking getting very obnoxious like a baby crying that needs a bottle or pacifier.
my friend wont stop crying over loss of his or her high until they put the pothead pacifier in it and shut up.
a literary idea that has some textual support but is nevertheless so crazy that it sounds as if you were high on marijuana when you thought of the idea.
When my friend told me that the guy in the book killed himself, I said he was pothead solid.
A cup of coffee and a bowl/joint. May also be combined with a newspaper. Any morning of the week is a good time for a pot head cocktail, but there’s something about enjon a Sunday morning, especially during football season.
Dude: “Did you have breakfast this morning?”
Bro: “Bruh no way, I had a pothead cocktail this morning while reading the paper.”
1) A spoof of Harry Potter in which the characters smoke weed.
2) An insulting nickname for Prince Harry, who is rumored to have smoked pot.
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That one friend that doesn't get the inside jokes
You wouldn't get it, you're a pothead potato!
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