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While a man is recieving oral sex, he takes the persons hands who is giving it to him and places them on his member in a praying possition and then he proceeds to face-fuck them (usually works best if you're gonna cum in a minute or two), of course they will be begging/praying for you to stop (hence the name), but you proceed until you are at the moment of truth (about to cum), you then pull your cock out of their mouth and blast your man-juice into their eyes to help them to better see "the light"!...this is a fun/great time for you adventerous fellows out there
As she was giving me head I made her do the dirty prayer!!
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When a group of people are collectively embarrassed and simultaneously bow their heads looking intently down to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.
Two minutes into her presentation, the boss made five untrue statements causing those in attendance to hold a spontaneous prayer meeting.
His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.
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When you can't get stuff done in a Muslim country because it's prayer time.
I was soo hungry for some Chilli's but got prayer-fucked so had to settle for ramen noodles.
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A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.
If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.
Calling 9-1-1 for emergency services in any large city. Response time is so poor that you'll be dead before help arrives anyway.
I called Dial-A-Prayer but the soonest they can get anyone out is 45 minutes.
In attempt to fist a female with both hands, when the girl is too tight, you stick both palms of the hands together in a prayer position to stretch open the vagina.
I couldn't double fist her, so instead I used prayer palms to spread open her pussy.
A prayer for those moments in the navy when you have no business surviving a situation. When you should be dead, but for some inexplicable reason, you survive. When that happens, you know there is a higher power, and you thank him. Or her.
Akin to: “There are no atheists in foxholes,” but specific to the navy.
Example 1: The navy fighter pilot ejected from the airplane. Realizing he should not have survived the ejection, the pilot said a quick navy prayer as he (she) hung in his (her) parachute.
Example 2: Two thousand miles from land, the sailor was blown off the flight deck of an aircraft carrier and survived the 100-foot fall only to watch the ship stream away. When he was recovered, the sailor said the navy prayer was his (her) only hope.