President Trumpet

An increasingly popular nickname for this moronic blowhard.

President Trumpet is my favorite asshorn.

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President Rushmore

President Rushmore was the first (and only) president to have four heads. He was also the most ruthless president to ever live. He had an entire army of beavers that terrorized anyone that disagreed with him. Luckily, one day Albus Dumbledore (order of merlin, first class) placed a spell on him that turned him into a mountain that is located in South Dakota. After President Rushmore's downfall, all of his beavers fled up north and that is why there are so many beavers in Canada.

"Man, I really hope that spell on President Rushmore never wears off!"

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Bush for President

A really bad mistake that's not worth repeating ever again. EVER. I mean, come on. What the fuck is wrong with this country anyway?

"I had the runs so bad today from that 2am Taco Bell trip."

"Well, don't pull a Bush for President and go back again."

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President Nixon

Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994).

The 37th president of the United States from 1969-1974. Most people remember Nixon for the Watergate scandal and the Viet Nam War, however many good things happened during that time too.

During this time, Republicans still cared about the environment, still cared about the working class and were still pro-family. for example, the Nixon Administration created the EPA and OSHA.

President Nixon was the last Progressive Republican.

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President Bush

America's most beloved fuck-up!!!

Never misunderestimate the enbiggened intelligence of President Bush.

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President Dildo

Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.

My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!

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pusillanimous president

A description used for the Orange One due to his singleminded self-aggrandizement yielding a particular lack of attention to the actual requirements of courage and determination normally found in a US President.

We sometimes find the pusillanimous president on his bed at all hours of the night, voraciously eating potato chips and endlessly tweeting, dehydrated and disoriented.

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