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President Rushmore was the first (and only) president to have four heads. He was also the most ruthless president to ever live. He had an entire army of beavers that terrorized anyone that disagreed with him. Luckily, one day Albus Dumbledore (order of merlin, first class) placed a spell on him that turned him into a mountain that is located in South Dakota. After President Rushmore's downfall, all of his beavers fled up north and that is why there are so many beavers in Canada.
"Man, I really hope that spell on President Rushmore never wears off!"
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Any figure in a Republic who claims to be the President of that specific nation despite not being elected by the popular vote OR claiming to be the President even whilst an elected President is in office.
Jefferson Davis, as head of the Confederate States of America, could be considered an 'Anti-President'.
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A really bad mistake that's not worth repeating ever again. EVER. I mean, come on. What the fuck is wrong with this country anyway?
"I had the runs so bad today from that 2am Taco Bell trip."
"Well, don't pull a Bush for President and go back again."
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Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994).
The 37th president of the United States from 1969-1974. Most people remember Nixon for the Watergate scandal and the Viet Nam War, however many good things happened during that time too.
During this time, Republicans still cared about the environment, still cared about the working class and were still pro-family. for example, the Nixon Administration created the EPA and OSHA.
President Nixon was the last Progressive Republican.
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America's most beloved fuck-up!!!
Never misunderestimate the enbiggened intelligence of President Bush.
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Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.
My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!
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A description used for the Orange One due to his singleminded self-aggrandizement yielding a particular lack of attention to the actual requirements of courage and determination normally found in a US President.
We sometimes find the pusillanimous president on his bed at all hours of the night, voraciously eating potato chips and endlessly tweeting, dehydrated and disoriented.
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