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Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.

He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'

by Miss Ted August 30, 2021


Pretend rizz

When someone thinks their bagging a bitch but in reality their not making waves. level1ep flirt.

I hit her wit the pretend rizz yk n idk ig she wasn't jackin it so i went home..

by NetFlic790 October 10, 2023


pretending

when someone acts like an idiot but they probably aren't acting

"Did you know kevin doesn't know what heirloom means?"
"Is he pretending?"

by kevserranity July 23, 2022


Pretend-planning

Plans are made but only exist as mere ideas. These plans never take place. This does not mean that anyone disapproved of the plans; in fact, those involved usually have fun working through the planning process. However, usually, it is silently mutually understood that the plans are significantly more likely NOT to take place than to follow through.

Individuals that were involved in the initial planning usually stop committing after the excitement surrounding it has died down & reality has set in.
This is a tale-old occurrence that many of us will experience in our lives: the process of pretend-planning

Ex: The type of plans that you & your out-of-state boo make every other weekend, except they never follow through. The reality of the long distance between you 2 makes it difficult to commit.

While on their weekend hiking trip, their pretend-planning lead them to opt for brunch and bottomless mimosas instead of hitting the trails.

by MaggiesMind April 11, 2024


let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 12, 2017


friend pretend

When a child imagines a friend.

My boy is friend pretending.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019


Prey pretending

To act helpless or hurt to attract attention or help.

The Russian girl on 90-day Fiance was "prey pretending" to get a relationship with the guy.

by Altruist333 November 16, 2021