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1. Where self confidence goes to die.
2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.
3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.
4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!
2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!
3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!
4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!
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a way for people to express themselves without boring people by acctually telling them. they dont have to read it but if they want to read it then they can and if anyone has a problem with having one, then they need to get their panties out of their ass crack
a aim profile may consist of a quote from a song movie or a quote in general
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A Profile in Courage is Mitch Fuckin' McConnell.
Yeah, Mitch ... a real Profile in Courage ... just look how he voted in the SECOND impeachment trial of tRumpty!
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Wanking to somebodies instagram profile picture.
"Have you seen Emily's profile picture"
"Yeh, might profile wank to it"
when all the stalls are full, you pick your stall based on who just left it
A really fat, old lady walked out of her stall the same time a normal girl did. I used the old bathroom profiling trick and went in to the normal girl's.
An entry in the status box on a Facebook profile which is longer than one line and is attempting to sum up very complicated emotions and/or experiences that would make more sense in a blog posting.
Sarah just updated her Facebook page and from reading her profile saga it looks like she's been having a tough week.
When someone assumes that just because you are gay, you want something "different" from what you asked for.
My gay cousin stepped into a cab and asked to go to 129th st, the cabbie took him to 29th street.
He was a victim of gacial profiling.