thesaurus props

noun. blue-collar worker (male) who searches thesaurus.com for more enhanced vocabulary to use in text messages / e-mails to impress a female whom he is courting, but uses incorrect syntax during such messages, so as to confound said recipient, forcing her to be even more confused than she already is by his misappropriated behavior.

EMAIL FROM THESAURUS PROPS: "Yes, the roommate situation was dilatory in effort and not completely severing by any means allowing it to surface over and again... But not mandating me to hide anything."

e-props

Similar to props, e-props are given when a more than needed comment is made.

screenname1: if only you would look for the answers yourself, then we wouldnt have to see 20 posts everyday about the same problem!

screenname2: so true ::e-props::

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Prop 19

A failed attempt to legalize recreational use of cannabis in California. It would have helped out California's economic problems by increasing the state revenue, as well as possibly lowering casualties in the ongoing drug war.

The people who voted yes to Prop 19 were apparently just BLOWING SMOKE, LOL. Get it? Blowing smoke? LOL

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Prop 8

A proposition passed in California to make same-sex marriage illegal, therefore rewriting the Constitution and The Declaration Of Independence.

Homophobes, religious cuckoos, and right wingers voted yes on Prop 8.

Me: Vote NO on Prop 8!
Right-Winger: Ew! A child! She's not even old enough to drive!
Me: So?
RW: You know nothing about politics! Vote YES on Prop 8!

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penis prop

when your balls tighten up towards your body thus "propping" or lifting the penis in an upward and outward direction

I can see your member from a mile away. Make sure you dont turn to the side. You have mad penis prop.

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air props

npl. the act of giving props (see) to one's friend as a farewell bid, when the two parties involved have distanced themselves too far apart from one another to make a legitimate fist-tap. Usually only performed as a make-up act in the wake of one of the parties forgetting to give the other props prior to beginning departure.

Jim: Aight guys, I'm out, peace. (begins to walk away without giving props to anyone)

Crew: Eh yo homie not even gon give us props!? Wutevs man, (raising their fists in the air along with Jim) air props STILL!

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credibility prop

(n.) An object or piece of clothing that can be used to prove one's authority, even if they have none. A term coined by Jeff Chapman, a man who's hobby was exploring restricted areas.

The construction workers didn't suspect that I wasn't a worker because of my credibility props.

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