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Dick Psychic

Someone who can guess pretty accurately a guy's dick's characteristics just by looking at him or what his personality is like.

Someone who can almost accurately describe in details the thickness, length, size of balls, color of tip, and how hairy it is.

That girl over there? She's seen so many dicks, she's basically a dick psychic.

by dickpsycho March 11, 2019


psychic protection

Psychic Protection is the art of using ones energy field to protect themselves and others. It is not limited to just people but can be used for items, places, and things.

I was feeling overwhelmed at the concert from all the energy going around, so i used my psychic protection to help me calm down.

by Wolfpack Healing December 16, 2018


psychic limp

A personality defect, neurosis or phobia that interferes with someones ability to function normally.

Jane will never be able to have an honest relationship with anyone. Her dyfuntional family and upbringing has left her with a psychic limp.

by Nato22996 October 21, 2009


Psychic thick fuck

A psychic -thick-fuck is someone just like myself who does nothing when something that could be predicted but wasn't.....e.g. I saw a cup teetering on the edge of the table and didn't do owt except watch it fall!

See above....I Lynne's glass was going to fall but I let it anyway but. That's my psychic thick fuck

by Chizzers April 30, 2022


Oscar Nunez and the psychic

Oscar Nunez and the psychic is a two man band known for their funky and silly songs.

Song examples, two trees having sex with a truck, Asian planet providers, and you are my food

Have you heard of Oscar Nunez and the psychic?

by 👣👅 July 12, 2023


Psychic STDs

The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.

Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.

Ronnie-How is she doing?

Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.

by Jimyee97 February 2, 2019


The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'

Welcome to the thing we are all doing... At this point in time we are experiencing...

Hym "The (Psychic) Dictatorship of 'the people you SHOULD be listening to'. It's one large Tu Quoque fallacy. You can see it everywhere. All over YouTube. They don't just arbitrate what you should think or how you should behave... They also dictate 'Who should or should not be listened to.' YOU NEED TO BE TOLD THAT BY YOUR BETTERS APPARENTLY!

Literally 98% of the YouTubers "Don't listen to THEM! You don't even have to listen to ME... But you SHOULD be listening to ME IN ABSTRACTION as someone who WOULD say the things I WOULD SAY to reinforce my ideological presuppositions!"

Hym "See that? ☝️ THAT right there is something to watch out for..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023