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A puddle of unborn children
She asked him politely to switch sleeping places so sbe wouldn't have to.lay on the hug puddle.
sweat that comes from the taint which soaks the underwear after exercise.
Son, why are you're underwear wet?
All that running gave me a severe grundle puddle
the juices left on a surface after a woman has been sexually excited and her vaginal secretions oozed through her clothing
Dude, i was makin out with that chick on your couch and she left a pussy puddle on the cushion.
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Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.
Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.
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A nigger puddle is any puddle found containing the remains of a black man having been shot or stabbed. They often are red with blood and usually contain an unidentifiable black man without his wallet or shoes. These puddles are often the results of a drive by or murder by opposing gangs.
I was walking down the street smoking weed, and when I looked down I was hardly startled by the nigga puddle beneath me.
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Panty puddles are...1) The result of the best foreplay known to man, or woman; 2) Evidence that she wants a penis inserted; 3) A sign that no lubrication will be necessary.
A nice car, 10 inch dick, and ability to play basketball increase the saturation of the panties.
"Man, I got her so wet, I could see her panty puddles through her jeans."
"I washed my jeans four times, but I still can't get rid of those damn panty puddle stains."
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when jizz/semen is "spilt" on the floor
oh man i gotta go and hurry up i left a huge love puddle downstairs lastnight
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