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le pudge pandemique

How to make lightly of that extra 10-15-20 of le poids.

Ursie: I consumed five rather three chocochip cookies every night of the shut-in rather than my usual two — and that was after dessert. But c’est le pudge pandemique! C’est la vie!
Brittini: I grok it totally. I had to move to a 2x at Savage x Fenty—luckily Rocco doesn’t mind a bigger me as long as there’s black lace involved. He says he prefers le pudge pandemique.

“It was just mama and me every night for dinner,” says Panda. “Le pudge pandemique! Crested at 240 pounds.”
Jacko said, “I know, Good One, you’ve raved about her butter chicken, not to mention the naan! I envy your fat rolls. Evelynne and I were scared to step foot in Foodtown, so we ate grape nuts most nights. We’re skeletons.”

by Hifalutin! February 13, 2022

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pudging

where one jiggles or tickles another being (can be otherworldly) until they climax(nut).

I cannot resist your dad’s stomach for it is too big and hairy; I will start pudging him now.

by waitimgoated23 March 16, 2024


pudge bone

A bone that looks hard but is soft and flabby to the touch.

Is it hard? No, it's a pudge bone.

by Bocephus1 October 13, 2010


pudge penetrator

someone who prefers sleeping with bigger people. this can be used as an insult however many pudge penetrators are proud of their preferences

Kimmy: did you hear Susie fucked Dave
Jane: yeah she only sleeps with chubby guys! what a pudge penetrator

by tiplicker May 10, 2023


Pudge pill

Donut

Let's stop for pudge pills.

by Docbuddy August 18, 2021


Pudge pocket

A small protruding belly on a female

That girl has a pudge pocket belly

by king kkk August 11, 2014


Pulled a Pudge

1. While in an automobile, to change lanes into another car causing an accident.
2. To leave the scene of an accident before the police get there.

Man, I was driving down Nostrand when I tried to switch lanes and I pulled a Pudge. Luckily, I pulled another Pudge and busted on out of there before the po-po showed up.

by Lobstercake August 8, 2007