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le pudge pandemique

How to make lightly of that extra 10-15-20 of le poids.

Ursie: I consumed five rather three chocochip cookies every night of the shut-in rather than my usual two — and that was after dessert. But c’est le pudge pandemique! C’est la vie!
Brittini: I grok it totally. I had to move to a 2x at Savage x Fenty—luckily Rocco doesn’t mind a bigger me as long as there’s black lace involved. He says he prefers le pudge pandemique.

“It was just mama and me every night for dinner,” says Panda. “Le pudge pandemique! Crested at 240 pounds.”
Jacko said, “I know, Good One, you’ve raved about her butter chicken, not to mention the naan! I envy your fat rolls. Evelynne and I were scared to step foot in Foodtown, so we ate grape nuts most nights. We’re skeletons.”

by Hifalutin! February 13, 2022

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pudging

where one jiggles or tickles another being (can be otherworldly) until they climax(nut).

I cannot resist your dad’s stomach for it is too big and hairy; I will start pudging him now.

by waitimgoated23 March 16, 2024


curry pudge

Slang term for someone who is fat because of their love for curry

E.g. Despite going to the gym five times a week, Pamal still has a curry pudge

by Jac0bL January 11, 2024


pudge cat

when a women's pelvis has an abnormal amount of fat on it

i was gonna go down on dis bitch till i found out she had a pudge cat

by punemaster7 December 19, 2010


my pudge

verb.
1. the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.
2. cute'z boot'z.
3. caring, loving, understanding, honest, funny, smart, open.
4. also my best friend.
5. an amazing kisser.
6. best warmest hugger.
7. cooky like me
8. great dirty mind. =
9. likes to play with my tongue ring.
10. owner of my heart.
11. doesn't smell like dead cats.
12. make's me smile when no else can.
13. like's animal skinned sports bra's, jean mini skirts, and, cherry red stiletto's.
14. would do anything to make me happy.

My pudge is better then yours.



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by birdie maiy March 23, 2009


Pudge juggers

A reference to pug joggers, often used as black and white soft joggers.

Me and my friend have the exact same pudge juggers.

by Jdeezy22 February 16, 2015


Pudge pill

Donut

Let's stop for pudge pills.

by Docbuddy August 18, 2021