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If you use a pun in a clever or funny way to jibe or mock someone else.
BTW those last two tags were a load of shit, had to come up with five, so...
Alice: What does the phrase "a bit left field" mean?
Izzy: That question's a bit left field isn't it? Punted!!
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A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.
"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"
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When you simply kick/punt someone in the ass and they shit their pants. However, they don't have to be wearing pants to be officialy poopy punted, they can be wearing underwear, a thong or g string, manties, gonch, or nothing at all...
Erica: Why do you smell so bad?
Tracy: I just got poopy punted now I have to go home and wash my poopstain gonch.
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Passing an undesirable job to a co-worker.
That Johnson file really looked like a bitch of a job, so I'm going to turd punt it to Mason. He's going to kill me when he finds out.
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Tossing a dog in the air and then kicking it as far as possible.
My girlfriend's poodle is so fucking annoying that I'm gonna give it the dog punt one day.
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Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.
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To strike a woman in the cunt so as to sufficiently bruise her babymaker. This may result in a toe fuck.
Yo, next time I see that slut i'm goin to cunt punt the shit out of her.
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