put me on

to inform some body or to hook them up with something

yo dunn put me on with that girl you know round your way

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put out

When a female dispenses her sexual favors she is said to "put out".

Joe is going to dump his girl friend because she won't "put out" for him.

If a gal doesn't "put out" by the third date, I dump her.

To punish her husband for cheating on her, Gina started "putting out" to all his friends.

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Put inside

An orginally sexual term used to describe inserting a foriegn or anatomical object into another human's bodily opening (mouth, vagina, etc).

Pick up line: "I want to put inside "you.

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Put It On The Pizza

when there is lack of a better phrase to use, you would say this. It is used like, "and then i found five dollars".

when in doubt say this.

it was first said by the olsen twins in their, "pizza" video.

dork 1: what should we do with these christmas ornaments?
cool kid: eh, put it on the pizza

dork 2: Oh my gosh I got a speeding ticket!!
cool kid: Just put it on the pizza!

dork 3: I have some pepperoni.
cool kid: put it on the pizza

dork 4: hey do you like this new song?
cool kid: yea, its definitely put it on the pizza material

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put hands on

To beat up. To rough someone up, either by boxing them or throwing them around. Using hands to deal with someone.

"Better chill, yo! Don't make me put hands on you, son!"

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put that on wax

1. Spoken words so profound, moving, or inspiring they should be recorded on vinyl

2. An instant verbal classic

Oh no you didn't just say that! Put that on wax man...

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not putting out

When a girl won't have sex.

This girl was not putting out, so we couldn't have sex.

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