Noun : f
Meaning fart, or person who reminds you of a fart. If you call someone a Putt, you don’t like what they just did. You don’t mean it though, just that you would rather not have them do that thing that you called them a Putt for.
“I just ripped my shirt on this sharp branch!”
“Ugh, you’re such a Putt.”
The past tense of putt putt golfing.
I have never putt putted before!
Sexual activity with ones first cousin
I heard David gave her the ole Bradford putt last weekend
Surreal, Surregional, odd, puzzling
You are smut putt. Everything you do is smut putt.
A nice guy who has a pretty juicy cock. He is blond and has a body like Captain America. He prefers girls but likes men from time to time.
Cute guy
Girl : Wow i just had sex with a guy in my school
Girl 2 : Tell me , how was it ?!
Girl : It was just like a fucking putte. Best i've ever had!
An optional golf rule, similar to a mulligan, allowing any shot that ends up father from the hole than it started to not be counted against a players score, on the condition that the subsequent shot be taken using a putter. It is the second shot that is called the "Greenspan Putt." Like the mulligan, its use encourages excessive risk taking, as the player is guaranteed not to end up in a place worse than where he started.
%#*! I totally misread that one. I'm gonna take a Greenspan Putt.