pwned

In the event of a fight, "Pwned is what the loser becomes."

Kayla pwned Adam. Adam > Kayla.

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pwned

The true origion of pwned was in Counter Strike.. it is not a mispelled 'owned' it formed when an opposing player was killed with a pistol instead of a main gun
so they would be pistol owned or pwned..

dude u were so close to killing me.. but i wipped out my glock and pwned you!

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pwned

word that retards that sit on their computers playing World of Warcraft all day use to describe killing another player.

dumbass 1: omg i just totally pwned u n00b
dumbass 2: omg so not fair hacker.

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pwned

Pwned is a word that was most likely created by a noob on a video game that typed "pwned" instead of "owned."
It has become used by non-noobs, perhaps to make fun of the person that made it, perhaps because it is so lacking in proofreading, it is hilarious.

lykomg u got pwned dood - noob usage
Haha, that teacher totally pwned you, man. - Everyday usage

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pwned

When a cell phone company tells you one thing but then does another....you get pwned!

Ives: "Are you sure this won't extend my contract?"

CELL PHONE CO. : "Yes, we are positive." (secretly grinning)

Ives: "Ok great, lets do it!"

CELL PHONE CO. : (a week later) "Here's your newly extended 3 year contract. Hope you like it! By the way, you just got pwned!"

Ives: "Bullshit!"

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pwned

also known as power owned

judd was pwned by powers

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pwned

a) getting massively fucked over by an opponent (PvP)
b) getting massively fucked over by a large group of enemies(gang-pwned)
"pwn" no longer applies only to the world of online gaming. it can also be used in place of other words such as burn to indicate a particularly good insult.

a) a_gaybarb was slain by Ham-Dizzle
Ham-Dizzle: pwned.
b) Cliathfain was slain by Minion of Destruction
Cliathfain: gang-pwned :(
c)"stfu you needle-dicked child molester"
Friends: "pwned!"

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