monthy python

A british comedy troupe that was created in 1969, and had a showed entitled "Monthy Python's Flying Circus" and afterwards spawned movies such as "Monthy Python and the Holy Grail".

Monthy python is the best show ever.

Would you like to watch Monthy Python with me?

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Loo Python

When a man takes a shit and his penis touches the bowl, giving him a loo python.

“Hey Shaun, I just took a mad shit and ended up with a loo python”

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Python Bomb

The act of walking into an IT department or other gathering of geeks and dropping a random Monty Python quote. Most times this will trigger a chain reaction of other Python quotes. It is not unusual to return to the bombed area over an hour later to still hear the fallout.

Python Bomb Instigator : "Blessed are the cheesemakers"

Geek 1:"He's a very naughty boy"
Geek 2:"It's only a flesh wound"...

Repeat ad nauseum..

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Double Python

A female gives two males hand jobs at the same time, usually while she kneels and they stand, but not necessarily

Jasmine gave Rob and Chad a "double python".

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pocket python

The penis.

Also: trouser snake, one-eyed trouser snake.

Began to be common in the UK in the 70's largely through Bazza Humphreys and Let Stork Strine, a kind of dictionary of Ocker Australian talk.

He whipped out the old pocket python and fell upon her like a rat up a rhododendron.

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spitting python

The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.

Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?

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python jab

lunging hand forward violently with all fingers together towards a person's genitals

I'm gonna python jab you in the dickhole.

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