Quick Punt

A football play favored by bald, child rapists. After a full hour of tailpad-less scrimmages and centre-ass-groping, a coach can call a quick punt play in practice. Sometimes on first down, to confuse the opponent, a quick punt is called. While other coaches may object, the real head coach can laugh and demand if they're questioning his judgement. (To be effective, you need all players out of the hyperbolic chamber and on the field)

Carlyle: Quick Punt! Quick Punt!
Peotto: Coach, are you sure that's the right call? It's first down?
Carlyle: Are you questioning me, Patrick?

Quick 1.90

The Phrase Quick 1.90 refers to a pint of lager. Usually in the form of fosters, Quick 1.90's are very popular amongst young adults, and usually avoided by people who drink battery acid.

Hey up, you coming for a quick 1.90 later?

cut to the quick

to hurt deeply, usually in an emotional way. References the quick of a fingernail or claw and the pain that results when the nail is cut back too far and usually bleeds

Susie Mae's stealin' my boyfriend/brother just plain cut to the quick.

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wit the quickness

immediately; before humanly possible

Yo nigga, get the **** over here wit the quickness!

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Aubrey Quick

commonly used to refer to a girl who is rather promiscous

Guy 1: See that girl at the bar over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man, you should go talk to her, looks like an Aubrey Quick.
Guy1: Sweet! I'm getting laiddd

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quick flash

When you have a webcam and you take off your t-shirt and show your boobs to the person on the other side for a second.

guy- Hey, can i get a quick flash?
girl- Sure hunny.
...
guy-sexy, cool
girl- ok, see ya
guy- bye.

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Quick-Fuck

A fast and short session of intercourse usually done in public places.

Ryan- Yo dude me and Meredith are gonna toke up in the bathroom than catch a Quick-Fuck in the chorus room before class.

Gino- Alright man, do me a favor and jizz all over the teachers chair

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