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Yoga Master Raj

the saviour of men, the living god, the preacher of yoga, the man, the myth, the legend. he is the bringer of yoga and healer of wounds. when you get put in jail, Yoga Master Raj is the shining light between sanction and insanity. he guides men through the most difficult of times. high schoolers pray to Yoga Master Raj to get good grades and pass their exams. when you are broke and homeless, the great Yoga Master provides yoga stretches to sustain you and warm you on cold nights.

when Jenisus Chrinst entered this world, he was clapped on the ass by the Yoga Master. when Thanos obtained the infinity shit it wasn't the avengers who stopped him. it was The Yoga Master. Hitler didn't suicide. he was clapped into oblivion by the Yoga Master. Luke Skywalker didn't blow up the death star. it was the Yoga Master. it was The Yoga Master. the Yoga Master built the great pyramids of Egypt. he created the theory of relativity. he threw the one ring into the fires of mount doom. he is more powerful than every human being on the planet. he gave life, yoga, salvation and hope to mankind.

when you see the Yoga Master and realise his great uniting powers you will convert to the holy religion of yoga. when his shining face appears before you he will inspire love and yoga stretches. The Master is the most divine and impeccable being to exist within the great universal planes of life and is the giver of sanity and holiness. if you have read this far the great Yoga Master is with you, always.

Jenry: come brother. let us pray for good times to the great Yoga Master Raj.
Joseph: yes brother. let us roll out our yoga mats and stretch our ass cheeks.
Jeroma: indeed good sirs. the Yoga Master brings salvation and love.
Judy: yes brothers. under the light of the Master, we are all one.

by Vladimir Gluten September 7, 2021


Varun Raj

Varun raj is play god in the world and no.1 gaaji boy . he is vj fan . he likes trisha also . trisha fan boy

Girl 1 - Varun raj is coming
Girl 2 - iam already love with him

by Uabnna July 27, 2021

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Nicole Raj

A girl who is awesome. she is pretty, rich, and smart. She is the girl everyone either wants to be or be friends with. She is hilarious and can laugh. If told a funny joke she will laugh forever. All the boys want to date her or hook up with her, but she has high standards so only a few select guys. If you know a Nicole Raj then your a very lucky person!

Hey did you see Nicole Raj the other day?
Yeah... she's awesome. I think I'm going to ask her out tomorrow.

by Brianna Davis November 22, 2011

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Ridge-o-Raj

An amazingly lively person with an iron will for destruction and vandalism. This type of person is normally a drug/and or alcohol abuser. Who also likes to headbutt things. Extraoridarily clever, yet is lazy to use the cleverness of his alexandrian brain

Ridge-o-Raj

by Anonnymos117 October 4, 2008


Aditya Raj Tiwari

LEGEND of the ancient hindu book.Remover of the slaves, father of dragons ,kings of the kings.

Aditya Raj Tiwari! .

by yxxxxc January 19, 2022

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Raj Luxshan Mahendran

This man is known as the ALPHA OMEGA
In other words.... he is GOD.

I believe in Raj Luxshan Mahendran

by Supreemz January 12, 2013

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Rohit Raj Mittal

The national anthem of yeetalia
Everyone screams his name when they’re happy

happy person: ROHIT RAJ MITTAL

by A rohit raj mittal fan August 12, 2019

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