Ralph Wiggum

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.

"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.

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ralph wiggum

MY HOMEBOY

eats paste!!!

Provider of great quotes!!!

I ate my caps!! (explodes) ooh!!
My cats breath smells like cat food!!!
It says Choo Choo Choose me... and theres a picture of a train!!

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The Dirty Ralphs

The Dirty Ralphs are a group of awesome guys in Beta Theta Pi that put the social and "fratty" aspects of a fraternity in Beta. The Dirty Ralphs are the most social group of guys in the fraternity and often regarded as the most fun.

Hey, I heard you were going with a Beta to formal, is he part of The Dirty Ralphs?

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ralphed

to be ripped off by a family member

i think my bro just ralphed me

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Ralph Lauren

Establishes the brand Polo in 1967. First makes ties, then spreads in into many other realms of clothing and home goods. Has also been said to be the definition of American fashion.

I wear "Polo" by Ralph Lauren

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Old Ralph

1. The act of one partner(Male) defecating into a toilet with water, the male usually tries to make one large log.

2. Then to act as a bitch or or some other pet, the other partner(Female) eats the massive log out of the bowl.

3. Following this act, the female begins to give oral sex to the male with the fresh scent of feces in her mouth!

Brad: I got tired of Becky eating my shit right out of my ass so I puled an Old Ralph.

Shawn: Did it feel good to have the creamy shit smell on ur wang?

Brad: Duh...

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Ralph Nader

what you say when you are pissed.

AW RALPH NADER!! I LOST THE GAME!

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