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A country girl who likes older guys
“Hey man, I got me a dirty rancher”
if you like jolly ranchers, lollipops, or anything candy related that you can suck on then you're really good with your tongue in bed
you could also say that a person has a lollipop tongue
person 1: *eating a jolly rancher and playing with it with their tongue*
person 2: oh shit you must have a jolly rancher tongue
person 1: maybe I could use my tongue for something else 🥵
Something Orion can’t get enough of, what a freak.
Boy she really wants the brown jolly rancher
A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.
"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.
Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.
An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
The act of defecating on ones self when trying to flatulate.
Oh no! I feel a fart coming on. I pushed too hard which resulted in a Huber Rancher!