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Toast church pedofilic maths teacher at dallam school. Vaselines his head every morning after his daily wank.
Hym "Why do people hate Ayn Rand?"
A fucking retard "Because she says it's wrong for me to expect them to sacrifice their lives for I can harvest them for resources and organs for my kids! If I don't convert their lives into wealth and then funnel it up the hierarchy, I won't have any stuff! Or, worse, I won't have relatively better stuff!"
Rande is an amazing person who is in love with Isabel but he just likes to pretend he’s not <3
Rande: “damn I love isabel so much”
Isabel: “hey”
Rande: “I hate you”
smokes with his ex "khule mien" passes mixed signals, love bongs safed bal, bhudapa, hot pot you will like to eat, dominant, sixy, sucksome, chusi dena pasand hai.
phrase used when someone does something completely out of the blue (randomly)
Guy 1: "this dude just came up to me and smacked me in the face!"
Guy 2: "what? on the rands?"
Guy 1: "yeah wtf is up with that?!"
The godly combination of schnitzels and rice. Could be optionally replaced with a proper british mash, this is only in order if consumed on the Victoria Line between Brixton and Euston station.
"yooo veli can we have randed ouge for dinner"
"yeah i had randed ouge today, it tasted like a googlebobbelation"
"have you ever tried canadian randed ouge?"
As someone who has cited this on so many occasions that it's IN MY PREDICTIVE TEXT... Why do you think it would logically follow that I wouldn't wnat credit or money?
Hym "Seriously! I've cite Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism so many time it's in my predictive text! That's what makes it something-something non-sequitur guys! Try literally anything other than Uno Reverse and Something-Something Non-sequitur ONE TIME! It's a literal coin toss."