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a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run
mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast
1. to strike an individual in the genital region.
2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.
3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.
4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.
1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!
2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!
3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!
As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.
when someone sits above you and attempts to release their urine, vomit, spit, or crap onto you.
1:dude! dyllan is stuck on the ladder and wont climb down!
1:hey johnny, since your on the roof do a vertical release to motivate him to come down!
3: (johnny postions himself above dyllan, pulls his pants down, and begins to attempt to drop his crap and hit dyllan while it is falling down to the ground from the roof).
When you slow release a fart in a quiet room in hopes nobody hears it with the sense of paranoia and the smell is only thing left
Amanda: Hey Shane did you hear that
Shane: Hear what
Amanda: Oh nothing just doing a slow-releaser
Shane: The rooms quiet I didn't hear anything, ugh wtf is that smell
Amanda: Exactly
Joe: I had a midnight release last night and my pj’s are ruined!
When one shits so good they cum.
Issac had to shit so bad, he kicked the
stall door open to sit on a piss covered
seat and immediately soul released.
someone who releases a lot of queef on a daily basis
person 1: xenro is such a queef releaser!
person 2: ikr!