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release the beast

a term that can be used for many differents reasons, like if you are going to the bog for a number 2, or going to get your willy out for your girl, or letting your hamster out for a run

mate im desparate for a poo, frigging constipated ! dude toilets down there, go release the beast

by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

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release the meteor

1. to strike an individual in the genital region.

2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.

3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.

4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.

1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!

2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!

3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!

As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.

by Mr. Spy August 8, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


slow-releaser

When you slow release a fart in a quiet room in hopes nobody hears it with the sense of paranoia and the smell is only thing left

Amanda: Hey Shane did you hear that

Shane: Hear what

Amanda: Oh nothing just doing a slow-releaser

Shane: The rooms quiet I didn't hear anything, ugh wtf is that smell

Amanda: Exactly

by lavajoes21 January 5, 2014


Midnight Release

A synonym for wet dream.

Joe: I had a midnight release last night and my pjโ€™s are ruined!

by Ganyu March 21, 2021


Release the demons

To ejaculate

Couldn't focus on work, had to release the demons to get back on track.

by For the love of Pete September 15, 2021


Grease and release

Used when greeting a friend, just before or actually at the point of hand contact.

Grease and release, my player

by Gud_Intenshunz April 1, 2008


Soul Release

When one shits so good they cum.

Issac had to shit so bad, he kicked the
stall door open to sit on a piss covered
seat and immediately soul released.

by TinoStevenIsaac May 5, 2022