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You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??
Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !
doing something unexpected, often met by backlash
The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.
The guy who be jealous of his friend's status and tries to humiliate him in public.
Why you tryna insult Can, are you a"cool boy remover"?
A girl or woman who takes off her sandals at random and anywhere. Whether she is waiting in line or sitting in a public place, she will automatically remove her sandals. It is possible that she has dirty soles because she steps on the floor barefoot. Also, she could lose one or both flip flops because she forgets that she is actually wearing them.
- Did you see how dirty that barefoot bitch has the soles?
- Yes, completely black, but she did not come barefoot, she is wearing flip flops, she is a flip flop remover
The greatest joke in the history of Windows computers.
User: Copying files onto my USB flash drive...Ok I'm done. Taking out the flash drive now.
Windows: Please click the Safely Remove Hardware icon in the system tray and select the device you want to unplug or eject, and then click Stop. When Windows notifies you that it is safe to do—
User: -yanks out flash drive- fuck you!
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When one creeps into a persons home and ejaculates on their pillow.
- That creepshow gave me a facial once removed... I woke up all fucking sticky...
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Usually a sweet punch made with tequila, also gin or grain alcohol. Typical ingredients include Sprite and lemonade. As the name suggests, it's often served at parties as an attempt to get women naked.
Drink this and call me when you're ready.
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