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Ryan Reynolds

A actor who has played in The Proposal, x-men wolverine as the dead pool (which is scheduled to be another origin belonging to The x-men), defiantly maybe and just Friends.
Born on 23 October 1976 in Vancouver, 20British Columbia, Canada. She is currently married to Scarlet Johansson.

He failed his high school drama class.
He is a goddess.

Have you heard of Ryan Reynolds?
No.
Well, you should. He is a fucking god.

by Biggest.fan.Hope. June 02, 2009


the jimmy reynolds

one who kisses the ass of his sister's boyfriend and enjoys it

"i can't get a girl so i'm gonna pull a jimmy reynolds"

by Eems March 29, 2003


the jimmy reynolds

one who squeals like a girl when getting teabagged by someone five years older than him

"what a pussy. i would have thought you were man enough for this. fuckin jimmy reynolds..."

by Eems March 29, 2003


Crank Reynolds

hi. im crank. i think im cool. but im really just a crusty red headed step child. son of big ed, with dooshbag glasses. i dont like the wij. and i cant come through in the clutch. ask my dad.

hi. i had an offensive on the game winning play so my dad took a rusty cheese grader and busted my grundle.

by mr. know it all November 28, 2003


ruth reynolds

whore

i was going ruth reynolds on that lad last night

by mandyxox February 12, 2012


Ryan Reynolds

Any guy who reads this knows that you drop everything and everyone you love if Ryan Reynolds said he would fuck you

Girlfriend"if you could cheat on me with one person who would it be."

Boyfriend"Ryan Reynolds easy."
Girlfriend"You would cheat on me with a guy."
Boyfriend" If it was Ryan Reynolds then yes immediately."

by Cumgutters April 23, 2022


Ryan Reynolds

The sexiest man alive.

"I wish Ryan Reynolds would fuck the shit out of me."

by pedostach101 April 13, 2022