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When you are screwed beyond all fixability.
Caught between Mr. T & Chuck Norris, then your tit caught in the ringer.
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The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.
I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.
an exclamation of pure joy
After scoring a touchdown, Donny exclaimed, "Titty-bar ringer!"
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The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.
Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.
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A Red Rectum Ringer Stinger, commonly referred to as RRRS, is a powerful ejection of faeces, where the victim experiences violent and painful diarrhea following consumption of brutally spicy Indian food.
This results in an acute burning sensation around the rectum and sometimes even swelling and redness.
"Jesus, my asshole looks like a sundried tomato after last nights curry. I think that Red Rectum Ringer Stinger ruptured my sphincter."
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When one is using the public washroom and in the process of excreting, lets out a loud, resounding, fart. Followed by a loud echo in the room, it results in extreme embarrassment for whomever is present.
(Two friends using bathroom mirrors)
Friend 1: "Hey, can I borrow your lip chap?"
Friend 2: "No problem, here you go."
*Interrupted by a loud, bodily noise*
Friend 2: "Holy crap, I can't believe that just happened!"
Friend 1: "You're telling me. That was a huge Toilet-Bowl-Ringer if I've ever heard one!"
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When you find yourself in a tricky or difficult situation, especially as a result of your arrogance.
Donald Trump isn't going to be able to pay off his $300 million loan because he didn't make any money on his project. He really he got his tit caught in a ringer.
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