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When you blindfold a girl and you're almost about to come, get a pillow and pull up the blindfold. Whenever you're done with this, come in her eyes pull the blindfold back down quickly. Now wave the pillow side to side and look how she is jumping like a bull.
Last night I did a spanish rodeo on my Asian girl, she jumped around like crazy.
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This is when you are at a strip club and big booty girls shake their asses up and down like being bucked by a horse at a rodeo.
Guy #1: Dawg, my girl gone for the weekend, whatchu wanna do?
Guy #2: Lets get drunk and hit up the rodeo show!
Guy #1: Alright, sounds like fun, lets go!
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When a guy is doing a girl doggie-style and the girl gets rugburn on here knees from it. Mainly happens when the couple does it on a carpet.
I have red spots on my knee when this guy and I were doing the rugburn rodeo!
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Getting laid at dawn on your host's couch the next morning after a late night party.
Sam's brother passed out by 4am, but he still managed to wake up with a Rodeo Riser.
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A Goat Rodeo AKA Goat Rope, is about the most polite term used by aviation people (and others in higher risk situations) to describe a scenario that requires about 100 things to go right at once if you intend to walk away from it.
This meeting is a goat rodeo.
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Cowboy Fuck: Enter woman from behind, wrap 1 hand around and firmly grasps breasts, Bend over and whisper in her ear " Your tits feel just like your sisters" Proceed to maintain thrust for 8 full seconds.
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1.The act of performing cunnilingus on a female, preferably under a deuce and a half (to avoid suffocation), as she sits on the males face and waves her right arm in a circle and screams "Whoooo, doggy!" like roping cattle in a rodeo.
2. The second album from the band Hoodwinked.
In preparation for the moustache rodeo she shaved her hairy snatch so I didn't have to pick pubes out of my teeth.
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