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The morning poop After a night of chowing down elote and drinking Budweiser.
Man, last nights boozing and corn eating made my black salsa so thick that I need a soft shell to clean the porcelain.
When she says don't cum in her mouth and you pull out and Cumin the woman's eyes, on accident.
Steve pulled out of my mouth last night and shot hot salsa in my eyes.
Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.
Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”
Tossing salsa is just like tossing a salad except you tug on his jalapeno.
When someone licks the anus hole of man and strokes his penis you are tossing salsa
Yo that one chick from the internet was tossing salsa right on the subway.
When your having sex with a virgin and she starts to bleed so you only use the tip.
Yo the other day I was with girl right and basically she started bleeding
so I salsa dipped her
The act of emptying the contents of a jar of salsa into one’s anus and having another person scoop it out with chips.
Gaw’damn, Daquan and Lakeshia got that good ass salsa last night!
(noun). A failed meme that looks promising but fails to catch on.
That pic was funny, but I'm afraid its gonna turn into another salsa cube.
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